Cube Zoo

Like some Greektard Olympian

I arose within my cube

Hands into the air

Don't shoot

I'm championing this golden day

I've won

Winning a Peppermint Patty they claim

Stolen, from the fat Betty's candy drum

I'm standing in front of a mob!

Naked and alone and damn it's cold

My ass is hairy, like the wolf!

Balding head

Each day, another viewed reminder

Just a dust collector looking through bars

Vintage me, melting in a wax museum of sorts

Arisen, arose, arise, these cockadoodies

Look at me, mom, I'm a flying

Spinning ballerina circles, breaking my big toe 

Hereupon my shitty plastic mat

Having all the wear markings of too much time spent!

Ahhh, let me have my cocked smile

Shaking my head up and down

I'm a potato in hot oil

A Tinker Bell hooked on angel dust

Fuck you Dickney, I pimped the slut!

Phencyclidine crawling the spine

Spittle, spittle, spittle spelling words

Words to the tune of fuck yeah

I won! 

I'm victorious within my shouts

Yeah, hell yeah!

Another ticket is done



Silence went silent

So silent that the two cockroaches

Janet and Jimbob

Could be heard rubbing fuzz

They're in love three cubes down


Critters inside the Cube Zoo

Gazing at me

Asian ape from C110, chewing those damn grapes


Everyone is in a blank state


The red squirrel from C038 is eating a banana the wrong way, I think she's going to gag.

Without water, the stick starts to bloom

Timmy the weasel from C006 snickers

He has the balls to do nothing

He doesn't house oysters 

He was neutered a long time ago


The goat from O013 who manages Cube Zoo

Sticking his horns outta the door

I'm blessed by his presence

Makes some goat grumbling

Hooves that wave me over

Time to get my ass chewed

For I broke the golden rule

Zero talking in Cube Zoo